Ok. Hows about we don’t talk about printers or “Pay For Print” today and I will totally promise to not say the F word or make inappropriate jokes about genitalia? That sound like a fair trade? Really? You’re in? Good! Sweet.
That won’t be hard at all. Hah! Fucking harrrrd.
DAMMIT! Be right back. Paper jam.
Let’s see what today will bring. Hopefully cookies.