American Asshole Lost

What a bloated piece of shit that finale was. Waste of time. And then… and THEN!!!!!! Well, I’ll let Celebrity Smack say it for me:

After that it went to commercial. There were 10 minutes left in the finale. The announcement of this years American Idol was up next and I was ready to see who it was. Unfortunately for me, the show went over time (or something?) and my DVR cut off at the last set of commercials. So I was reduced to getting online and reading who the winner was. Boy, that really ruined the experience.

Fuck you Fox. Fuck you hard. Bad enough you put your tripe up against the first hour of the Lost Finale, but then to run LATE to boot to fuck up DVR’erererers? Eat me. I hope you get ass cancer.

As for Lost… WTF! Flash forwards? Why didn’t Charlie swim out the window? Why did Penny’s signal come right thru? Who is coming? What’s up with Sat. Phone Lady? Why did she have Penny and Desmond’s photos? Is Patchy going to reform from the chunks and come back a 3rd time? Ben may ask “do the Others have a dentist?” Where’s Dharma? Where’s Greg? How much gas is in the VW bus? Who was in the small future coffin at the funeral no one attended? How is Jack’s dad still alive?!? ARRRRRRGH.

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