Miss my kid desperately. But she is not the best communicator…

July 19, 2013

Miss my kid desperately.  But she is not the best communicator...


Some Links for Friends, July 9, 2013

July 9, 2013

Links for Friends

I generally just paste these links every day to friends, but I’m offline a lot lately.  So I figure I’ll just share them here.  Comment if you wish, here or on facialbook.  Either way is fine.  

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/79416711.html – Kitchen Nightmares couple still bitching…..

 

Teacher wears the same outfit for … ever:  http://cheezburger.com/7625617152?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29

 

Simpsonized Game of Thrones:  http://drawthesimpsons.tumblr.com/post/54989185393/to-complete-the-first-game-of-thrones-series

 

This guy 1. Sun 0.  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThereIFixedIt/~3/FzDVZNsIwcA/7643032832

 

I will never ever ever ever (getting back together) buy coffee at Cumbies now.  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Videogum/~3/Q5Bskk8wp8o/story01.htm

 

12 things you should have in case of a hurricane:  http://inhabitat.com/12-survival-supplies-you-should-have-in-case-of-a-hurricane/

 

Bitch knows prison currency:  http://reason.com/blog/2013/07/09/former-german-chancellor-stays-one-step

 

Orson Scott Card is sorry now that gay marriage is legal.  Sorry that it’s legal.  Sorry.  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/slashfilm/~3/cv_8e7gdF3w/

 

Fuck you in your face Justin Beiber.  But go Mally.  Glad you’re doing ok. http://theanimalblog.tumblr.com/post/55012507247

 

Visit Diagon Alley on Google Maps:  http://feeds.ew.com/~r/ew/popwatch/~3/Qqe5vpHF5Ew/

 

Boobjuice:  http://inhabitat.com/adults-in-china-drinking-human-breast-milk-to-reap-nutritional-benefits/

 

GTA V gameplay.  Ugn.  It twitched a little.  http://www.rockstargames.com/V/

 

Yeah, GoT fans.  This is way better:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-real-iron-throne-from-game-of-thrones-is-terrifying

 

And….  http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/79411109.html  Baby Holocaust.  From the revolving door vagina.


Mike Treat Himself Weekend Thus Far….

May 26, 2013

ImageHey True Believers.  Just wanted to give an update on my weekend thus far.  

Yesterday I got up super early with the family after a night of nearly no sleep.  

They got off on their way to go camping, and I vegged out a bit watching the news.  Then I got off my butt and went to go see the sixth Fast and Furious movie.

It was, I believe, the honest to goodness first time i’ve seen a movie by myself.  And it was a blast.  And I fell asleep.  Hah.  Shocker for those who know me.  But I only missed 2 or three action sequences.  I saw enough to know that it was a hell of a fun ride of a movie.  And has really effected the way I drive this weekend.  Eep.

After that I went home and watched the newest episode of Maron on IFC. Then took a nap.  Then ordered a greek pizza and fries from Kingston.  Which was delicious.  :)  

TV was the job for the rest of the night.  Went to bed after Nerdist on BBC at 10. Then went to bed.  Where I slept from 11-3.  Then from 4-6.  Then from 7-8 when I started getting text messages.  Dammit Carl.  Then I got up and cleaned up a dead bird.  After the dead mole the night before.  Dammit Cats.  Cleaned the kitchen, which included a red pepper that had decided to liquify itself all over everything on the counter.  Dammit Chris.  

I’ve got this new floor thing going, so I spent some quality time swiffering the entire upstairs.  And then turning around and realizing I’d missed it all.  (Dammit dogs.)  Emptied my entire bureau and started going through all the stuff that doesn’t fit me anymore.  (Dammit lard.) 

Then I went out for a little drive.  Wanted to get my car washed, but it was closed.  Then went to meet my friend Jen for lunch.  We wanted to go to Thayer street for lunch and to walk around.  

But we forgot it was Brown graduation this weekend.  So after about 30 wrong turns and closed roads we got to Thayer and holy fuck there was no WAY that was going to happen. So we went through 30 more wrong turns and got to the mall where we had an AMAZING lunch at PF Changs.  We split a thai beef salad which was really fruity and tasty and an ahi tuna salad which blew my mind with its awesomeness.  The above fortune is from lunch.  

Then we shopped a bit and had some cookies and cream Pinkberry yogurt.  Such a lovely time.

Off to home where now I sit, after having fed the dogs and am watching Iron Man waiting for Carl and possibly my friends Joe and Davis to watch whatever Food Network has to offer.

Not sure what’s up for tomorrow but honestly I don’t care.  :)  This has been a really nice weekend.


Where’d Everyone Go?

May 25, 2013

ImageYeah, I know, it’s been awhile since I’ve written.  I’ve thought about it a lot.  I really have.  But then I quickly un-think about it as something else comes up.  Usually that fucking Candy Crush game that has continually and repeatedly touched my special area (which is time).

But time is something I have a bit of all of a sudden as the family has gone off camping for the weekend.  

“But hey, SuperDad, why didn’t you go with them?” you may ask.  Don’t get me wrong, I love my family and love spending time with them and will miss them over the next couple of days.  But when weighing the thought of a few days where my only responsibilities are to myself (and the damnable dogs) against 16 hours in a car…  I think you understand.  Plus camping’s never been my thing really . Plus… fucking Candy Crush!

Anyway, super fun things I’m going to do with my time off?  Clean.  Same as I do every weekend.  Maybe go through my dresser and get rid of clothes that don’t fit.  Maybe go see a movie.  Perhaps nap.  And perhaps nap some more.  And maybe, if I’m up to it, nap a little more.  

Don’t be offended if I don’t call or ask to hang out or try to get together.  It’s not that I don’t want to.  It’s just that…  well this weekend, I don’t want to.  :)  This is a weekend just for me.  And I’m going to do my best to be present and mindful and enjoy the shit out of it.


Tweet of Thrones

May 7, 2013

The following is a conversation Dan W. and I had regarding what twitter handles the GoT folks might choose.  Keep in mind if you haven’t read the books, there MAY be spoilers.  And also it’s very not safe for work or proper female company.

 Mike 

i wonder if Walder Frey’s twitter handle would be @ThatWalderFrey

Dan

it would make sense

i think that should be a thing

Mike 

it would be HAWSOME

Craster would be @keeponkeepinon

 arya would be @notaryastark

Dan

hahahaha, that would be fantastic

Mike

jon would be @wildlingthing

Dan

syrio @nottoday

Mike

nice!  @TheRealKingslayer or

@brotherfucker12

Dan

hahaha, hell yes

Mike

@notrobborjonorsansaoraryaorbran

@TheHound

he gets his own

Dan

hahaha, yeah, thats all rickons known for

hodor @hodorhodor

Mike

YESSSSSSSSS

@I<3Dani

Dan

hahahaha, jorah, fantastic

Mike

@fantastic is loras

no no no

loras is @Renfairy

Dan

oh god, yesssssss

Mike

@halfmanallman

 or just @whorefucker69

Dan

oh god, i would follow that one

i would get a twitter just to follow it

joff @bitchking

Mike

he woudln’t consider himself a bitch. he’d be @StarkFucker

Dan

yeah…

illyn payne @nowords

ramsey snow @NOTSNOW

Mike

@flayofish

Dan

i like that one better

Mike

i just made myself laugh

Dan

good, it was worhty of a laugh

kevin lannister @brothersshadow

Mike

hah!

@fuckyeahblackfish

Dan

oh god, that works so well

shae @handfucker

Mike

HAH!

@wolfdreams

@mrgreendreams

@youknownothingtwitter

Dan

hahahaha

Mike

@howmanydragonsYOUgot?

Dan

@fuckupwesterosbeforestoned

Mike

who is that?

Dan

griff

Mike

HAH

@serbrienne

how ’bout Varys and Littlefinger?

Dan

@spidersweb @moneybags

Mike

i was thinking @biggerdickthanyou

Dan

hahahaha, oh god, that would work

Mike

@tullyfucker would work for Balish too

Dan

oh yeah

Mike

@youdonewiththat = robert

Dan

haha, that makes sense

Mike

or @ididthatthingonce

Dan

@glorydaysgone

@ourswasthefury

trying to think of pod

Mike

@freeride

Thoros of Mir?

Dan

@redfacedpriest

mance

hmmm

Mike

@icecoldking

or @rayderlove

Dan

like the second one, i think the first one could probably apply to whatevers driving the white walkers

Mike

true.

now i have radar love in my head

Dan

which ones that?

Mike

youtube it

you know the song

or @everybodylovesrayder

would work too

Dan

hahaha, oh god yes

Mike

sam would be @SamwellTarly cuz he’s that fucking boring

Dan

yeah @samthe”slayer”

though i dont think they allow quotes

Mike

that would be the account the other guys made for him

Dan

yeah

Mike

@queenofthorns is obvious.

what about Margary?

Dan

ok, yeah, i think i know radar love vaguely

um… hmmm

@makemequeen

Mike

@everyrose

@kingfucker

Dan

“fucker”

Mike

@whateverittakes

Dan

that works, i like it

Mike 

@youandyourdadtoo

shea

Dan

hahahaha, yessss

11:52

@uncat

Mike 

lysa?

Dan

i was thinking post dead cat

Mike

hahahah

@thewalkingcat

Dan

oh, thats good, thats very good

Mike 

or @secondsmile

@iminthisstorytoo – Rikkon

we should be writing all these down

Dan

yeah, copy and paste this shit, its gold

Mike 

done and done

Theon?

@nojoy

Dan

haha, that works

@daddyissues

Mike 

theonandonandonandon

ohhhh yes

@crowningachievement

Viseris

Dan

thats perfect

Mike 

or “Drogo’d”

Dan

i like crowning achievement better

Mike 

YGRITTE – @snowballed

Dan

YESSSSS

belwas @iusedtobehere

Mike 

@cutfortime

@notstrongenough

Dan

haha, its funny because its true

pisses me off he was cut

Mike 

me too.  but I don’t think there would be an actor that would fit what was in my mind

which is ME in a vest with a tan

hahaha

Dan

hahaha, go audition, im sure you could pull it off

Mike 

what about Faceless man guy whose name I can’t remember

Dan

oh… uh… fuck, whats his face

Mike 

vahlar morgulis guy

Dan

jaquen h’ghar?

Mike 

that’s it.

@jaquenphoenix

Dan

@westerosgenie

haha, just give him a beard and a mental breakdown

Mike 

and he rises from the ashes

Dan

also makes sense

Mike 

lysa could be “ayrie4life” or “isnthethecutest”

Dan

hahaha, @moondoorsopen

Mike 

or @milkmaId4life

hahah.

Dan

yesssss

what would that rob be?

shit, so many robs

Mike 

@winbattlelosewar

@baddecisions

@hosb4bros

no that’s tyion

hahah

Dan

haha, that would work

bronn?

Mike 

@highestbidder

Dan

haha good good

Mike 

or @fornow

did we do Cersi yet?

Dan

@whileyourpaying

i dont think so

Mike 

or sansa

Dan

sansa @fairytalesarereal

Mike 

cersi…  @smirkface12

and yessss

or @singmeasong

Dan

@whyisthehoundlookingatmelikethat

Mike 

@undressingmewithhiseyes

which pretty much is balish

and joffrey

and margary

Dan

hahaha, yeah…

Mike 

@nedthehead

Dan

hahahahahahahaha

neds head has its own twitter now

tommen?

Mike 

@notrikkon

Dan

@imkingnow

@betterthanjoff

Mike 

 @tommentime

Dan

oooooo i like that one

quenten martell @”dragontamer”

@6fingeredknight

Mike 

who is that?

Dan

davos

Mike 

thought so

how about meera?  @frogspear2

Dan

that works

grey worm @meatdoesntmaketheman

Mike 

@thisone242o93090934

Dan

Berik @notdeadyet

or @igotbetter

manderly @mmmmfreypie

Mike 

heheheheeh

@lordofharanhahahahah

balish

Dan

hahaha, he can have tons of twitter names

Mike 

i’m sure he does.  varys too

@lorasflorist

Dan

visarys @theappledoesntfallfar

Mike 

or @queenofflowers

hah!  yes

Dan

that works

Mike 

oh oh oh visarys @kingme

nothing slays ‘em like a checker’s joke

Dan

hahaha, i know right? they seem rare

Mike 

@thatbutchersboy

Dan

haha, the one thats dead the first half of the first book?

Mike 

yeah.    the one that arya mentions at least once an episode

hahaha

Dan

hahaha, yeah, she seems to hold a grudge

Mike 

mommy issues

or @sansasansasansa

Dan

haha, yup

OH jon @ghostwhisperer

Mike 

hah!!!

cait – @4everBrandon

or whatever ned’s brother’s name was

Dan

yeah, the one she loved first

Mike 

@settle4ned

Dan

HA

Mike 

@hosternothodor

Dan

hahaha, that would be a good distinction to make

Mike 

or @slackfish

Dan

ah yes

Mike 

@robb.i.am

Dan

hahaha, so long as he doesnt join the black eyed peas, hes good

@wolfking

Mike 

the blackfish peas

Dan

hahaha, the newest riverland band

Mike 

holding up their lighters “RAINS OF CASTEMERE!!!”

@slowloras

Dan

hahaha

Mike 

https://www.google.com/search?q=slow+loris&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=JS-JUZ7WEsXq0gHn8YCIAw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1356&bih=1323

thank you sir, you have saved my afternoon

Dan

dear god, what is that thing?

Mike 

a slow loris

Dan

haha, im not sure if its cute or terrifying or weird, watching it eat a ball of rice isnt helping me make that decision

leaning towards cute, but it might be because of the video of it getting tickled

Mike 

hee hee hee

not as cute as the kinkajou

Dan

honey bear dont give a damn

Mike 

damned right

i may post this as a blog post later btw.

Dan

do it

im trying to think of doran martell

Mike 

which one was he

Dan

dude in dorne thats been trying to get power there, like sending quenten to dany, grabbing the lannister sister, saying she has a claim because they believe in succession through women

Mike 

oh oh oh yeah

Dan

hes probably one of the more sneaky players

Mike 

yup yup.  and hopefully will be very important next book

Dan

that would be nice, will make things interesting

there is sooooo much going on there, i dont even know how its gonna wrap up in 2 books

Mike 

no shit.  more deaths

Dan

yeah, a lot of them

Mike 

i can’t wait to watch tywin take a bolt to the bowels

Dan

oh god, its gonna be a glorious scene, probably worthy of the end of next season

Mike 

yeah, sounds about right.

red wedding will end this one

Dan

oh yes

go into the break knowing a shit ton of characters are dead and thinking aryas dead

Mike 

right right right.  oh yeah i can’t wait to see her get ax’d

Dan

yessssss, i want to see the reactions

we didnt get barristan, did we?

Mike

no.  not yet

@WillGuard4Food

Dan

hahaha, yeah

@toooldforthisshit

Mike 

hahahahah

@Anykingwilldo

@serbrienne: @leftylannister i saw your balls

oh better “i saw your queenslayer”

Dan

yeahhhhhhh, that is better

Mike 

@serbrienne and I saw your sapphire isle.

@by which i mean your dusty cooze.

Dan

oh god, it would have to be 2 tweets to clarify, much like in dr horrible with captain hammer

“the hammer is my penis”

Mike 

yessssss


Neilson Family…

May 1, 2013

Here’s a question…

If I DVR a show on a channel I don’t have (say, for example, I set Marc Maron’s new show Maron to record and I don’t have IFC in my package), does the record get… recorded… as a view for ratings?

Anyone know?


Hope Anchor, Neutral Nation, and the Neighborhoods

April 28, 2013

Last night, Jen and I went to the Met Cafe to see Hope Anchor, Neutral Nation, and the Neighborhoods.  SUCH a fun show.  We were just talking about how we’ve seen so many shows they start to blend, so I’m going to post about each thing I see now, so I have a record of it. :)

Look at my facebook page for videos.  Or if you want them and don’t have me as a friend on facebook….  drop me a line.

Here’s Jen looking at her phone after taking pictures of the concert we were at which we were posting about taking pictures of and I just threw up meta. Awesome pic tho.  Also saw Zoey and Andrew there.  Hi guys!

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